I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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