**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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