just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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