No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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