why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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