That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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