Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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