check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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