oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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