i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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