Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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