everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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