This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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