How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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