been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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