I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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