So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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