All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I need you to use more vowels.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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