Nicole vs. Life
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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