Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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