suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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