Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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