Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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