Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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