yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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