that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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