As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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