everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she looked like the before picture.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Houston, we have a squirter
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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