But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I know her cup size but not her name....
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