she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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