im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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