she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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