I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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