i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I came so hard my ears popped.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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