I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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