it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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