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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..

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this can't be going anywhere good

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nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\

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(571): Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah.. (703): this can't be going anywhere good (571): nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\ http://tfl.nu/4i13

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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.

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(256): Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee. http://tfl.nu/nrww

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(313): View more from Michigan

is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...

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(313): is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad... http://tfl.nu/md38

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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly

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(228): She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly http://tfl.nu/58r9

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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.

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(651): All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow. http://tfl.nu/8b4m

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(812): View more from Indiana

These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.

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(812): These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now. http://tfl.nu/s4lf

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(513): View more from Ohio

He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?

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(513): He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like? http://tfl.nu/ctij

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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"

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(727): I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying" http://tfl.nu/wtiy

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(605): View more from South Dakota

im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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(605): im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am http://tfl.nu/dc3c

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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested

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(914): Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested http://tfl.nu/5edf

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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself

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(406): I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself http://tfl.nu/7ngm

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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta

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(816): So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta http://tfl.nu/t0pt

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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.

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(509): I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition. http://tfl.nu/x5ll

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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will

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(313): Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will http://tfl.nu/g3an

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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.

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(256): I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though. http://tfl.nu/tmsk

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