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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.

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  They're mostly guys

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  Early bird gets the worm.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...

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• (772): View more from Florida

  He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.

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