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(323): View more from California

Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...

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(310): View more from California

Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!

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(850): View more from Florida

Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.

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(239): View more from Florida

My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.

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