the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
tell me about the fingering
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