and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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