i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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