half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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