u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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