so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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