I'm drive I can fine osifer
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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