I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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