Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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