mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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