you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I know her cup size but not her name....
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