R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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