i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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