Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm at about main and main street
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
