do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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