at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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