actually, I'm a sock model
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The power of my boobs compel you
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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