I skipped work to stalk him.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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