so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
